Ever looked at the stars and confidently pointed out the “Big Dipper,” only for your date to inform you it’s actually a low-flying easyJet? The Stikky Night Skies Guide Book (£10) is here to save your dignity.

Using a “unique learning method”—which we assume involves less boring grit and more “stikky” magic—this book promises to turn you into a backyard Galileo in just one hour. You’ll learn six constellations, four stars, a galaxy, and how to navigate without Google Maps. It’s the perfect way to look intelligent while standing in a dark field. Just don’t forget to look where you’re walking.