Meet the only “Ho” guaranteed to warm your cold feet this winter. At $28, the Imogene + Willie “Ho” Sock is a lot of comfort for the price, and unlike other bad decisions you’ve made, this one is entirely wholesome. Knitted by second-generation artisans in Fort Payne, Alabama, using certified organic Texas cotton, these socks are small-batch luxury disguised as a naughty stocking stuffer. They’re soft, durable, and frankly, the most respectable “Ho” you’ll ever introduce to your parents. Perfect for the gent who appreciates American craftsmanship—and a cheap laugh.