We get it. Your collection of limited-edition vinyl and designer sneakers is nice, but your inner child demands a monument to Gotham’s chaos. Behold the LEGO® DC Batman™ Arkham Asylum™ ($299.99): the ultimate therapeutic project for the adult enthusiast. This 2,953-piece behemoth is packed with authentic details, removable floors, and opening cells—because where else would you put your spare LEGO minifigures?

The cast alone is worth the price, featuring sixteen characters from Batman to Killer Croc, plus two very unlucky security guards. It even includes a removable inmate van and 65 lore-referencing stickers. Best of all, the build is split into 24 bags, allowing you to treat yourself to a month-long, very dark Batman Advent calendar. Finally, a place for all the villains in your life.