Let’s face it, gentlemen: sitting on a damp log is a young man’s game, and your knees retired from that sport years ago. Reclaim your outdoor dignity with the CLIQ ClassiQ 2.0 Camping Chair. This engineering marvel collapses to the size of a water bottle, making it remarkably easy to stash in a go-bag or hide from friends who forgot their own seating.

Despite its modest footprint, this upgraded beast now supports up to 400 lbs—more than enough for you and your ego. At $199, it is an investment in your lumbar health that sets up in seconds. Nature just got a serious upgrade.