Forget body wash that smells like “ocean breeze” and gentle whispers. The Dr. Squatch WWE Triple Threat Set ($28) is here to pile-drive your hygiene routine. This isn’t just soap; it’s a tag-team match against mediocrity.

The set includes the “Stone Cold Stunner” soap and deodorant—a blend of beer, leather, and cedarwood that essentially smells like Steve Austin kicked down your bathroom door. Then there’s “Mysterio Magic,” hitting you with a 619 of lime and smoky mezcal. 98-100% natural and free of harmful ingredients, it’s the only grooming kit that might make you want to smash two cans together before showering.