Forget buying a sensible TV; it’s time to commit to Starfleet. The LEGO® Icons Star Trek: U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701-D™ ($399.99) is the 100% logical gift for any adult who still argues about the Prime Directive.

This incredibly detailed replica is the perfect winter project, complete with a detachable command saucer (in case Picard has a bad day), an opening shuttlebay, and two mini shuttlepods for quick escapes. You also get nine themed minifigures—including Data, Worf, and Wesley (the ultimate accessory of inconvenience). Best of all, the accessories include Picard’s teacup, Data’s cat, and La Forge’s trombone. It’s the closest you’ll get to joining the crew without having to deal with the Borg.