If your poker night still involves cheap, rattling plastic chips, it’s time for an intervention. SLOWPLAY’s Nash Ceramic Poker Chip Set (a cool £189) is here to remind your friends that this is a sophisticated game of skill, not a children’s party. These 10–12 gram ceramic wonders don’t just feel professional; they look like they were stolen from a 1920s Art Deco speakeasy.

The whole kit arrives in a custom, black polycarbonate case—so durable and premium you’ll treat it better than your carry-on luggage. With cards that glide perfectly and chips that stack with satisfying authority, you’ll handle your hand like a seasoned pro, even if you just called an all-in with seven of hearts and two of clubs. This is the only acceptable way to lose your shirt.