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Rumpl Protect The Porkies Blanket

November 7, 20251 min read

Finally, a blanket that lets you embrace the great outdoors while financially supporting the preservation of a wonderfully named place. The Rumpl Protect The Porkies Blanket (yours for $129.95) is a bold, beautiful, and highly necessary piece of gear.

Crafted with a woodcut-style design by artist Rae Lang, this blanket is a visual love letter to Michigan’s Porcupine Mountains. More importantly, it’s built from 100% post-consumer recycled plastic bottles, features PFAS-Free DWR for stain resistance, and comes with a hands-free Cape Clip®. Whether you’re tailgating or staring at the actual Porkies, you stay warm, dry, and secure in the knowledge that a portion of your net proceeds is actively protecting them. Do good, feel cosy.



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