You’ve spent decades looking for pirate treasure, and here it is: the definitive LEGO® Ideas The Goonies Set. For $329.99, you don’t just get a model; you get a direct pipeline back to 1985 and a clear mandate to stop acting like a boring adult.

This 2,912-piece behemoth is packed with iconic scenes: the Fratellis’ hideout, the caves, and a massive, detailed chunk of the Inferno pirate ship. Send a minifigure (like Chunk or Mouth) through the secret fireplace entrance, activate the boulder-dropping trap, and finally access the slide to the octopus (yes, even the legendary deleted scene is included!). It even has Sloth sliding down the mast. This isn’t just a display piece; it’s permission to relive your childhood, minifigure by minifigure. Hey, you guys! Buy it.