Houston, we have a solution for sagging trousers: the Nick Mankey Designs “Orion” Re-Entry Belt™. This isn’t just a belt; it’s a personal trouser containment system inspired by NASA. Its buckle is machined from Aerospace Grade 7075 Aluminium, with a hard-anodised finish ready for atmospheric re-entry… or just a very large lunch. The infinitely adjustable, crush-resistant webbing comes in ‘Lunar Grey’ and features a loop field for the included Artemis patch. For $85, you can finally give your waistband the mission-critical, over-engineered support it has always deserved. One small step for man, indeed.