Forget stale boardroom wristwear; the Spinnaker Fleuss Automatic Nessie Pearl Diver Limited Edition (£390) is here to prove that a diver’s watch can be both rugged and utterly ridiculous—in the best way possible. Created in cahoots with the charmingly irreverent folks at Scottish Watches, this is horology for the man who appreciates fine mechanics but also suspects his neighbour’s poodle might be a mythical beast in disguise.

Limited to a minuscule 650 pieces, this watch is rarer than a clear photo of its namesake. It plunges headfirst into the folklore of Loch Ness. A luminous rotating disc on the blue dial and a custom rotor cleverly mimic Nessie’s shy, elusive surfacing—a feature we call the “Oh, was that her?” complication. Turn your wrist and watch the subtle, ghostly shimmer, which is far more exciting than tracking your daily steps.

With a substantial 43mm stainless steel case and 15 ATM water resistance, it’s certainly fit for a proper dive… or at least the deep end of the office water cooler. The bezel sports a Saltire pattern, a tribute to Scottish heritage that says, “I respect my ancestors, but I also own a fantastic automatic watch.”

Ticking inside is a reliable Miyota 8245 Automatic movement, meaning this timepiece adapts to your active lifestyle—which, let’s be honest, probably involves an active search for the perfect single malt. Complete with a blue genuine leather strap and a whimsy that’s hard to ignore, this Spinnaker x Scottish Watches collaboration is the perfect gift for the gent who’s ready to stop chasing deadlines and start chasing legends. Get one before they vanish into the murky depths forever!