In a world obsessed with productivity hacks and crushing deadlines, there exists a quiet rebellion. It’s for the man whose to-do list is less of a schedule and more of a suggestion box. For him, we present the Seager High Noon Vintage Tee, a wearable mission statement for the master of ‘mañana’.

This isn’t just a t-shirt; it’s a philosophy. Crafted from premium, medium-weight 100% cotton, it’s comfortable enough for a marathon session of… well, whatever you feel like getting around to. While the front keeps it subtle, the back broadcasts the most honest out-of-office reply ever conceived: “I’ll get to it when I get to it.” It’s the sartorial equivalent of a confident, unhurried shrug.

Printed in the laid-back land of California, this tee is a beautiful contradiction—it’s always right on time, even when its wearer is fashionably, or perhaps existentially, late. For a mere £27, you can finally give the procrastinator in your life the validation he deserves. It’s the perfect way to say, “I understand, and I’m not going to rush you.” Now, go ahead and add it to your basket. Or don’t. There’s always tomorrow.