Dreaming of trading in your sensible saloon for a rugged, go-anywhere 4×4, but hampered by trivial things like a mortgage and a distinct lack of mountains near you? We understand. Thankfully, Hot Wheels has delivered the perfect, desk-sized solution with its Elite 64 Mod Shop 1982 Custom Toyota Land Cruiser.

Forget your childhood memories of simple toy cars; this is a serious piece of kit for the discerning gent. The light blue Troopy comes with more accessories than a Bond car, allowing you to live out your wildest off-roading fantasies from the comfort of your office chair. The box is crammed with a roof rack, storage containers, jerry cans, an awning, a ladder, and even a tiny shovel and axe. You can configure it for an overland expedition or a full-on off-road assault, or simply admire it in its ‘Base’ mode.

Lest you think this is mere child’s play, the build quality is reassuringly premium. A full-metal ZAMAC body, a sturdy black chassis, and two sets of interchangeable wheels prove this is a proper collector’s item.

For £42, you can gift the ultimate desk-bound adventure vehicle. With Christmas just a few months away, it’s the perfect way to scratch that escapist itch without having to deal with mud or mosquitoes. It’s the only Land Cruiser you can park right next to your keyboard.