Looking for a gift that says, “I love you, but also, I think you need a new hobby that will consume your entire life?” Then look no further than the LEGO® Star Wars™ Death Star™ building kit. At a cool $999.99, this isn’t just a toy; it’s a monument to ambition, a testament to patience, and a galactic-sized challenge that will likely lead to some spirited “discussions” about where to put 9,023 tiny plastic bricks.

This isn’t your average LEGO set. This is the Ultimate Collector Series version, a name that’s fancy talk for “you’re going to want to clear your schedule for the next few months.” But once you’ve conquered this intergalactic beast, you’ll be rewarded with a surprisingly compact — yet incredibly detailed — masterpiece.

You’ll find all the greatest hits of galactic terror packed into one spherical super-weapon. The trash compactor where our heroes were nearly squashed like grapes? Check. Princess Leia’s cosy holding cell? Check. The tractor beam control unit that Obi-Wan so politely deactivated? Double-check. And with 38 minifigures, you can reenact every memorable scene. Just be careful not to lose the tiny Stormtrooper helmet—it’s a truly dark side of the Force experience. This is the perfect gift for the man who has everything, except for a full-sized, fully-operational battle station, of course.