Let’s be honest, your home office is looking a little… beige. That motivational poster isn’t fooling anyone. What you need is a monument to human ingenuity that doubles as a legitimate excuse to ignore your emails for a week. Enter the LEGO® Icons Shuttle Carrier Aircraft, the ultimate productivity-killer masquerading as sophisticated decor.

This isn’t your nephew’s Duplo. We’re talking 2,417 pieces of pure aerospace nostalgia, allowing you to build both the colossal Boeing™ 747™ carrier and the iconic NASA Space Shuttle Enterprise. You’ll meticulously assemble the deployable 18-wheel landing gear and feel like a genuine NASA engineer, right before spending twenty minutes searching for a tiny grey piece that has camouflaged itself on your carpet. The shuttle itself has detachable engines and a cargo bay to store its landing gear, because even in LEGO form, efficiency is key.

Once you emerge from your plastic brick-induced trance, you can mount your masterpiece on a handsome display stand, complete with info plaques to prove to visitors you’re a connoisseur of science, not just a man with an expensive hobby. For $229.99, it’s the perfect gift for the STEM lover in your life (or for yourself, we won’t tell). Just don’t blame us when your quarterly reports are replaced by a detailed flight plan for a mission to the kitchen.