Let’s be honest, we’ve all been there. You’re living your best life on the water—be it on a yacht, a dinghy, or a questionable inflatable flamingo—and disaster strikes. Your perfectly chilled brew, the very nectar of your aquatic escapade, takes an unexpected plunge into the deep. It’s a tragedy of epic proportions, and frankly, it’s a mood killer. But fret not, for the geniuses at Puffin have finally addressed this most pressing of gentlemanly concerns with the Buoy Beer Koozie, priced at a thoroughly reasonable $16.95.

This isn’t just a can cooler; it’s a full-blown life jacket for your beverage. With its charming, buoyant design, The Buoy ensures your 12 oz can stays afloat and, crucially, cold, no matter how choppy the waters get. It even comes with adorable, fully functional buckles that you can cinch down for a “safety first” approach.

Or, if you’re feeling particularly rebellious and are embracing more of a “safety second” philosophy, you can leave them undone. This ingenious piece of drinkwear not only saves your beer from a watery grave but also serves as a witty sartorial statement for your beverage. It’s a small price to pay for peace of mind and, let’s face it, for keeping your good times from going overboard.