Gentlemen, we’ve all been there: a perfectly chilled beverage, moments from quenching your thirst, suddenly turning into a lukewarm disappointment. Well, lament no more, for the clever folks at Rumpl have introduced the Bevy Sack™ ($9.95), a product so ingeniously unnecessary, you’ll wonder how you ever survived without it.

Imagine, if you will, a bivy sack for your beer. Or a sleeping bag for your sparkling water. That’s the Bevy Sack™ in a nutshell – the “ultimate compressible beverage blanket.” It’s designed to bring that signature Rumpl cosiness to your favourite aluminium cans and glass bottles, ensuring your drink stays perfectly chilled while you’re out there building communities and making merry. Because, let’s be honest, shared experiences outdoors are always better with a properly insulated beverage.

Crafted from 100% post-consumer recycled shell and insulation made from plastic bottles (so you’re basically saving the planet, one cold one at a time), and featuring a PFAS-Free DWR finish for stain and water resistance, this little marvel is as tough as it is eco-friendly. Once you’ve “crushed” your can, simply pack the Bevy Sack™ down to pocket size using its integrated stuff sack with snap closure.

And for the truly generous spirit, there’s even a 6-pack option, because sharing is caring, especially when it involves perfectly insulated libations. So, ditch the flimsy foam koozie and upgrade your beverage’s living quarters. Your hands will thank you, your drink will thank you, and the planet will probably give you a subtle nod of approval.