Alright, gentlemen, prepare yourselves. You might think you’ve encountered a soft vinyl shark before. Perhaps a cheerful, bath-friendly chum. But what we’re about to discuss is not a soft vinyl shark; it is THE soft vinyl shark. Celebrating the 50th Anniversary of the original cinematic masterpiece that made us all think twice about a dip in the ocean, we present the Mondo Jaws Vinyl Designer Figure by the illustrious James Groman. And let me tell you, for a cool $275, this isn’t just a toy; it’s a statement.

This isn’t some dainty desk ornament. We’re talking about a massive 16-inch beast, meticulously sculpted by Brandon Gash and painted by Groman himself, with a mouthful of amazing accessories. Want to track the Terror of Amity Island? This magnificent specimen comes with attachable harpoons, rope, and barrels. But don’t underestimate this great white; just ask the included (and tragically familiar) Ben Gardner head.

This isn’t just the shark from the first film, either. This timed edition variant, available for just four weeks, even includes exclusive extras like an alternate Jaws 2 Roasted Portrait for that “post-explosion” chic. You also get a leg (whose, we dare not ask), a cable, a deflated raft, a scuba tank, shark bait, and an awesome shark cage stand – because even vinyl sharks deserve a dramatic diorama. So, if your collection needs a serious bite, you know what to do. Just try not to get eaten.