Gentlemen, have you ever looked at your standard deck of playing cards and thought, “You know, these just aren’t epic enough to decide who’s doing the dishes tonight”? Well, good news! Your mundane game nights are about to get a serious dose of Westeros-level drama with the Theory11 Game of Thrones Playing Cards for a mere $12.95.

Forget your plain old Kings and Queens; these aren’t just cards, they’re a lavish journey through the Seven Kingdoms. With a blend of bronze, gold, ice blue, and iron foil details, plus premium textured embossing, each deck practically whispers, “When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die.” Though, hopefully, the stakes for your next poker night aren’t quite that high.

You can now forge your path through Westeros with the likes of Jon Snow, Daenerys Targaryen, Arya Stark, Cersei Lannister, and even The Night King gracing your hand. Imagine the psychological warfare as you lay down a full house, knowing full well you’re channelling the cunning of Tyrion Lannister.

Whether you’re reliving iconic moments or simply preparing for “The Great War” of charades, this deck is a must-have for any self-respecting fan. So, go ahead, grab a deck. Just try not to lose your head over a bad beat.