Gentlemen, have you ever looked down at your wrist and thought, “You know, this watch just isn’t nautical enough. And where’s the cartoon character?” Well, good news! Your very specific desires have been met with the arrival of the Spinnaker Fleuss Automatic “Bronemies” Limited Edition Watch, shipping in early August.

Forget your boring chronographs; we’re talking about a timepiece that pits Popeye against his arch-nemesis Brutus right there on your wrist. Choose the Popeye Blue variant, and you’ll have the spinach-fueled sailor mid-punch, his brawny arms literally telling you the time. Or, if you lean towards the villainous (and let’s face it, sometimes more interesting) side, the Brutus Yellow model features the beefy bad guy flexing, with his cap even adorning the crown. It’s like a tiny, aggressive wrestling match, but on your arm.

Beyond the undeniable charm, these 43mm dive watches are no slouches. With 150m water resistance, a sapphire crystal, and Swiss Super-LumiNova for those midnight snack raids (or actual dives, if you’re into that), they’re as tough as Popeye after a can of greens. Plus, the Seiko NH35 automatic movement means it’s powered by your own sophisticated movements, not by a tiny battery. Each watch even comes with two straps and arrives in a custom SpongeBob-themed box. Yes, SpongeBob. Because why not? At just $395, these limited-edition beauties are a whale of a tale for your wrist.