Gentlemen, are you tired of smartphones that all look like they rolled off the same dull assembly line? Do you yearn for a device that not only performs like a beast but also subtly whispers, “I’m more interesting than your average bloke’s pocket-dweller”? Then cast your monocle upon the Nothing Phone (3), available for a mere $799 – a small price to pay for such technological daring. Nothing has, once again, defied the tyranny of the opaque. The Phone (3) offers a tantalising glimpse into its very soul with a meticulously designed cutout revealing the actual motherboard circuit. It’s less a phone, more a modern art installation you can make calls on. Because, let’s face it, your everyday carry should reflect your discerning taste, not just your ability to tap-to-pay.

But fear not, this isn’t merely a pretty face. Underneath that transparent bravado beats the heart of a champion: the Snapdragon 8s Gen 4 mobile platform. This means 36% faster CPU processing, 88% graphics improvement, and 60% more AI grunt than its predecessor. Essentially, it’s so fast, you might accidentally open your banking app before you’ve even thought about your morning latte.

And for the modern gentleman who’s always prepared for a spontaneous photoshoot (or simply wants to capture his culinary triumphs in glorious detail), the Phone (3) boasts a four 50MP camera system. That’s right, four. You’ll be capturing moments with pro-level precision, leaving your less-equipped chums in the dust of their blurry selfies. Even the battery is an overachiever, charging to 50% in under 20 minutes, because a gentleman’s time is precious. Plus, it can wirelessly charge your Nothing Ear earbuds, so you’re always ready for an impromptu opera or podcast session. The Nothing Phone (3) isn’t just a phone; it’s a statement.