Gentlemen, are you tired of wrestling with tent poles that seem to defy the laws of physics, especially when the heavens decide to open? Enter the HEIMPLANET Kirra 4-Season Tent (£789), a shelter so advanced, it practically inflates itself while you sip a single malt. Designed for two adventurers with an embarrassing amount of gear (we get it, comfort is key), the Kirra isn’t just a tent; it’s a geodesic fortress. Its inflatable Diamond Grid (IDG) frame sounds fancy because it is – guaranteeing not just stability that laughs in the face of blustery gales, but also an intuitive, utterly faff-free setup.

Seriously, you’ll spend more time choosing your artisanal coffee beans than pitching this bad boy. Perfect for alpine tours or simply proving you’re still rugged enough for winter camping (even if your idea of roughing it involves a portable espresso machine), the Kirra offers ample space despite its small pack size. No more awkward spooning with your trekking buddy unless, of course, that’s part of the adventure. This is peak performance, literally.