Gentlemen, have you ever longed to smell like a perfectly executed Sunday drive in a vintage Jaguar, culminating in a 2:00 tee time and a polo shirt impeccably tucked in? Well, your olfactory dreams are about to come true. Ranger Station, purveyors of fine fragrances, have bottled the very essence of sophisticated 90s fatherhood with their Studio Reserve Rich 90s Dad Cologne ($94).

This isn’t just any cologne; it’s the fragrance equivalent of “Sunday’s best,” a scent that has sold out two years in a row (so you know it’s good, and you know you need to be quick). Hand-mixed to order and entirely paraben-free, it’s a nostalgic symphony of bergamot and lemon leading into lavender, sage, and geranium, finally settling into a reassuring base of musk, sandalwood, and amber. Available in both 50ml and a “Quickdraw” size, it’s the perfect gift for the dad in your life, or simply for yourself, to embody that effortlessly cool, well-put-together vibe. Just try not to spontaneously start telling groan-worthy jokes.