Tired of waiting 30 minutes (or, let’s be honest, an hour and a half) for a lukewarm, soggy pizza that tastes suspiciously like disappointment? The Ooni Volt 12 Indoor/Outdoor Pizza Oven ($899) is here to liberate you from the tyranny of takeaway. This isn’t just a kitchen gadget; it’s Ooni’s first-ever all-electric, backyard-to-kitchen powerhouse, bringing five-star pizza luxury directly to your domain.

Forget faffing with wood pellets or propane tanks. The Volt 12 is an “all-electric take” on pizza perfection, blasting up to a whopping 850°F in a mere 20 minutes. That’s faster than your phone battery charges after a Netflix binge. And once it’s roaring, you can pump out a generously sized, restaurant-quality pizza in a blistering 90 seconds. Whether you’re a Neapolitan purist, a Sicilian enthusiast, or even “more of a steak kinda guy” (though why you’d use a pizza oven for that is beyond us), the Volt 12 handles it all. Its “state-of-the-art design” means no complex assembly, and clean-up is so hassle-free, you’ll actually want to cook pizza every chance you get. Your delivery driver just lost a customer.