Gentlemen, are your current kicks leaving your feet feeling less “Indiana Jones” and more “沙发土豆” (that’s couch potato for the uninitiated)? Do your grand tales of derring-do often end with a whimper about soggy socks or aching arches? Then allow us to introduce the Tropicfeel Terra.001 Sneakers (£139), engineered for the modern storyteller who prefers their narratives to be epic, not odour-laden. These aren’t just shoes; they’re an extension of your relentless pursuit of “meaning through every journey” – which, let’s be honest, usually involves chasing a decent pint or a particularly elusive street food vendor.

With Flowt+™ foam cushioning, your feet will feel like they’re walking on clouds, even if those clouds are actually gnarly jungle trails or suspiciously sticky city pavements. But wait, there’s more! Thanks to VENTure™ engineered mesh and DrainSole™ technology, these bad boys are practically amphibious. Water flows out, keeping your shoes light and quick-drying, meaning you can splash through puddles with the confidence of a seasoned explorer, not a man who’s just dropped his phone in a toilet. Plus, with Aegis™ anti-bacteria treatment and a Coolmax™ footbed, these sneakers are practically self-cleaning, so your feet will smell fresh, even if your stories are a bit fishy. Go forth, gentlemen, and tell your tales – your feet are finally ready.