Let’s face it, lads. Sometimes our mugs look less “ruggedly handsome” and more “Sahara after a sandstorm.” Manscaped, those champions of below-the-belt grooming, are now tackling the landscape north of the neckline with their Face Moisturiser.

This isn’t some greasy, disco-ball-finish goo. This stuff hydrates like a downpour in a drought, thanks to hyaluronic acid, Vitamin E, and shea butter. Dermatologist-tested? Check. Non-greasy? Double-check. You’ll look refreshed, not like you just wrestled a vat of olive oil. Plus, it smells subtly sophisticated (think “fresh green & light woods,” not “your gym sock”). For $19.99, it’s the easiest way to go from parched to positively glowing.

Manscaped Face Moisturiser: Hydration so good, you’ll almost look like you get eight hours of sleep.