Finally, a speaker you can operate with muscle memory. The 8BitDo Retro Cube 2 Speaker N Edition ($49.99) is a blast of pure, uncut NES nostalgia for your desk. Slightly larger than a Rubik’s Cube, it packs modern sound and three connection modes, including lag-free 2.4G for gaming.

The real win? D-Pad controls. You finally have an excuse to use the Konami code to turn up the volume. It even rests on its own wireless charging dock that handily stores the 2.4G adapter. It’s the perfect, powerful gift for the man who never really left 1985.