Gentlemen, let’s be honest. Backpacks can be black holes of lost keys, rogue granola bars, and that one important document you swear you put in there. Enter the YETI Ranchero Backpack ($225), designed for men who value speed, organization, and not crying in public when they can’t find their wallet.

This isn’t your grandpa’s sack. The Ranchero boasts a “RipZip” opening that’s apparently so cutting-edge, one swift yank gives you full access faster than you can say “Where did I put my…?”. Plus, pockets. Pockets galore! Enough pockets to organize your life, or at least pretend to. No more archaeological digs for your phone charger. And because it’s a YETI, this thing is tougher than your uncle’s handshake. Water and abrasion resistant? Bring on the drizzle, the crowded subway, and that one friend who always spills coffee. The Ranchero’s got your back (and everything in it). For the man who likes efficiency and hates fumbling, this is the gift that keeps on giving… well, easy access.