Meet the Woodmess Modern Cuckoo Clock, where timeless craftsmanship meets whimsical charm. At £392, this birch plywood marvel chirps its way into your heart with hourly performances by a pint-sized, wing-flapping diva. Yes, the cuckoo count matches the hour, so prepare for an encore at 11 AM. (Brace yourself for 12 o’clock’s grand symphony.) Designed for versatility, it perches on your wall or stands proudly on detachable legs. Silent from 10 PM to 5 AM, it ensures your beauty sleep remains uninterrupted—even if you forgot to mute its adjustable volume. A cuckoo clock that’s a hoot and eco-friendly? Sign us up!