If your living room wall is crying out for something more exciting than that painting of a boat, meet the Umbrella Arcades Wall Mounted Arcade. At £3645, this isn’t just a gaming console—it’s a time machine disguised as a museum-quality steel cabinet. Handmade in the US from 16-gauge steel and packed with over 2,500 arcade classics, it’s a retro gaming buffet featuring everything from Donkey Kong to Street Fighter. Powered by a Ryzen 9 processor with 16GB of DDR5 RAM, this beast handles your gaming marathons like a champ. The pre-configured gaming PC seamlessly supports 70+ consoles, so whether you’re team Atari or team PS3, you’re covered. The 32″ QHD monitor and Rockford Fosgate speakers bring pixel-perfect visuals and chest-thumping sound, while the detachable control pad with Sanwa buttons ensures you dominate every level. Plus, with plug-and-play for Wiimotes and Steam library access, it’s basically gaming nirvana. Wall-mounted? More like wall-wow-ed.