Gentlemen, are you parched? Feeling less “distinguished gentleman” and more “desert wanderer”? Fear not, for Topo Designs has bestowed upon us the Nalgene Water Bottle ($20), a vessel so classically rugged, it’s practically wearing tweed. This isn’t just any Nalgene, mind you. This is the custom Topo Designs Nalgene, which we assume means it’s slightly more…gentlemanly? Perhaps it whispers words of encouragement as you hydrate. Regardless, it holds a respectable 16oz, enough for your afternoon constitutional (or emergency gin rations, we won’t judge).

Worried about leaks? Please. This bad boy boasts a leak-proof guarantee, crucial for avoiding embarrassing desk-dampening incidents. It’s even dishwasher safe, because, let’s be honest, who has time for hand-washing when there are important gent things to do? Made in the USA from recycled plastic, you can hydrate with a clear conscience – both for your body and the planet. At $20, it’s the perfect gift. Practical, robust, and sufficiently “gent”. You’re welcome.