Gentlemen, feeling a bit too refined? Is your bridge night getting…predictable? Yearning for a touch of the galactic in your gin rummy? Then ditch the chardonnay and prepare to Embrace the Dark Side with the Theory11 Star Wars: Year of the Dark Side Playing Cards ($12.95). Forget boring beige packaging. These decks arrive in boxes so Sith-chic, they practically demand you build a Death Star (sold separately, naturally). We’re talking galactic silver and red foil accents worthy of a freshly minted Sith apprentice – though hopefully less prone to exploding space stations.

Inside, behold iconic villains! Vader, Maul, Palpatine – they’re all here in stunning custom artwork. Perfect for channelling your inner Sith during poker night, or pondering world domination between hands of Go Fish. For a mere $12.95, it’s cheaper than a lightsaber, and arguably more practical for Tuesday night poker. Obedience to the Empire never looked so stylish. Or affordable.