Gentlemen, ditch the iron and embrace the waffle. No, not breakfast. We’re talking the Taylor Stitch Conrad Shirt, a $128 slice of textured paradise. Imagine: you, a beach bonfire, and this shirt, ageing like a fine cheese (but smelling better). Taylor Stitch promises “nuance with every season,” which we interpret as “it’ll look progressively more like you wrestled a stylish bear.”

Crafted from organic cotton, it’s basically a hug for the planet, and your chest. The camp collar screams “cabana cocktails,” while the high armholes prevent that awkward underarm bunching when you’re dramatically gesticulating about the sunset. Plus, two chest pockets! Perfect for stashing… well, whatever a suave gent stashes. Maybe a tiny bottle of hot sauce? Wash it cold, tumble dry low, and get ready to waffle your way to sartorial glory.