Ever wished for an alien abduction to whisk you away from that painfully dull chapter of life (or novel)? The Swamp Soup Company UFO Time To Go Home Bookmark is here to beam you up—metaphorically, at least—for just £4.75. Handcrafted with glossy vinyl stickers on both sides, then laminated onto sleek 300gsm black cardstock, it’s like a mini spaceship for your page-turners. At 16.5cm tall and 6.5cm wide, its vibrancy rivals your snazziest socks—no cheap tricks or filter wizardry here. Each bookmark is individually cut and features whimsical illustrations that’ll make your current read instantly cosmic. Next time you’re on the brink of boredom, just slip this bookmark in and let the UFO signal it’s “Time To Go Home”—or at least time to start the next chapter.