Gentlemen, are you tired of actually running while playing football? Do your legs ache at the mere thought of exertion? Then prepare for SubSoccer S3 (£499) – bench football is here, and it’s about to revolutionise your lounging game. This isn’t your average kickabout; this is full-bodied, bench-based soccer action. Imagine air hockey, but with your feet, and you’re sitting down. It’s lighter than its big brother (the S7) and packs away in minutes, perfect for those with limited space (or limited energy). The S3 is a guaranteed “crowd magnet,” though we suspect that crowd will mostly consist of you and your equally lazy mates. Just remember, it doesn’t come with a mat, so you might want to invest in one unless you fancy playing on your slightly-sticky kitchen floor. So, ditch the running shoes and embrace the seated life. Subsoccer S3: where sitting down is winning.