Gentlemen, have you always dreamed of owning a quirky coastal cottage in Dungeness? Do you secretly harbour a desire to live amongst the shingle beaches and… well, whatever it is that’s in Dungeness? Then the Postcard Models Prospect Cottage (£16.40) is your chance to fulfil that dream (in miniature form).

This N-scale model kit lets you build your very own tiny Prospect Cottage, complete with an artist studio (because every respectable Dungeness dwelling needs one). It’s a moderate difficulty level, which means you’ll need more than just enthusiasm and a vague memory of Blue Peter. Scalpel, glue, paints… the whole shebang. But the end result? A pint-sized piece of Dungenessian charm that you can proudly display on your desk. Just try not to get too attached and start referring to it as “my little seaside escape.”