Gentlemen, are your poker nights feeling a tad… landlubber-ish? Then hoist the Jolly Roger and prepare to plunder some serious fun with the Pirate Gold Bundle of Loot Poker Set! For £215, you’re not just buying cards and chips; you’re investing in a full-blown buccaneering experience.

Forget plastic rubbish, this set boasts weighty metal coins in four finishes – gold, silver, copper, and even gunmetal for the truly hardcore captain. Feel the heft of your ‘doubloons’ (okay, coins) as you fleece your mates. The Kraken Dealer Chip? Magnificent. Who needs luck when you’ve got a mythical sea monster on your side?

Plus, the linen-textured cards are tougher than a ship’s biscuit (and probably less likely to crumble). All this treasure comes nestled in a handmade Paulownia wood case, lined in green felt fancier than any pirate king’s waistcoat. Hessian sacks are included because even discerning gentlemen like organised loot. So, abandon ship on boring poker nights. This isn’t just a poker set; it’s an experience (and probably cheaper than actual buried treasure). Get yours now, before they’re all gone… or walk the plank!