Alright gents, ditch that flimsy three-legged embarrassment you call a camping chair. The ParkIt Voyager (£155) isn’t just a chair; it’s your outdoor throne, your mobile HQ for peak relaxation. Forget lukewarm lagers – nestled beneath your noble cheeks is an insulated cooler, keeping bevvies ice-cold for 8+ glorious hours. Stash your essentials in the ample pockets, freeing up valuable hand space. Speaking of hands, sling this bad boy on your back with the comfy straps and stride forth like the adventurous pioneer you are (even if you’re just heading to the BBQ).

With interchangeable cup holders (because one drink is never enough), aerospace-grade aluminium, and surprisingly posh faux teak armrests, it screams rugged sophistication. Sit comfortably 16 inches off the damp ground, survey your kingdom, and wonder how you ever tolerated anything less. The ultimate gift for the man who enjoys the outdoors… or just sitting down with cold drinks.