Is your life missing… a “3a Series” phone? Good news! Nothing, the brand that brought you some transparency (literally), now offers the Phone (3a) (£329), an exercise in “elevating our mid-range lineup.” Think of it as Phone (2a), but… more. It’s got a “more sophisticated look” – slightly shinier glass, perhaps? A “powerful Snapdragon® processor” – for apps that load… eventually?

A “brighter, more responsive display” – content will now breathe even more on that 6.77 inches of screen. The camera? “Advanced triple-camera system with optical zoom!” Zooming! Groundbreaking! And “Nothing OS innovations like Essential Space!” Prepare for… essential space. It’s also now “IP64 rated!” – brave enough to face a gentle splash. Gift the Nothing Phone (3a). For the gent who appreciates… incremental progress.