Are you the type who always forgets a pen right when you need to sign an important document, jot down directions, or scrawl your autograph for adoring fans? The Mark Two Pocket Pen (£102) wants to fix that. Clad in stylish black cerakote, it’s small enough to vanish in your pocket but extends to full length for proper scribbling. We suspect wizardry, but it’s actually cunning engineering. With a magnetic closure so satisfying you’ll want to open and close it all day, it’s basically the fidget toy the grown-ups deserve. Minimal, robust, and polished to perfection, the Mark Two is built from stainless steel that’s practically Kryptonite-proof. Slip one in your blazer, become a modern-day wordsmith, and write your own heroic ending! Truly any chap’s sidekick.