Gentlemen, are you tired of handlebar bags that bounce around like a kangaroo on a trampoline, threatening to eject your precious cargo (especially that emergency burrito)? Fear not, for Mission Workshop presents the Toro ($105)! Named after a burrito shop (genius, right?), this isn’t your grandpa’s handlebar bag. It’s built with “advanced materials” – probably burrito-resistant – and is “weatherproof” meaning your emergency snacks survive a monsoon. “Zero bounce” even on “roughest trails”? Your burrito is safer in this bag than it is in your own shaky hands after a long ride. “Universal fit”? Slap it on any bike, even that Frankensteinian contraption in your shed.

“YKK AquaGuard zippers”? Sounds like something out of a Bond film, securing your… keys? Whatever. “Internal key clip”? So your keys don’t get lost amongst the potential burrito crumbs, naturally. For the gent who takes his burritos (and bike rides) seriously, the Mission Workshop Toro is the stable, weatherproof, and burrito-shop-approved handlebar bag you never knew you needed. Gift one, and ensure all future rides are deliciously and securely equipped.