Gentlemen, tired of petrol stations and the lingering smell of diesel? The Maeving RM1 electric bike (£4995) promises a simpler, cleaner urban commute. It’s a “lightweight, fully electric motorcycle” that lets you “charge anywhere by removing the batteries.” Yes, you just yank ‘em out and plug ‘em into a standard socket, “just like your smartphone.” Finally, a legitimate reason to hog the kitchen outlet!

Perfect for “urban riding” and “great for new riders,” the RM1 boasts a top speed of 45 mph and a range of 80 miles. So, you can zip around town without constantly panicking about running out of juice (unless you forget to charge it, like your phone). Plus, in the UK, you only need a CBT licence to ride it. Say goodbye to range anxiety and hello to silent, electric cruising. Gift the Maeving RM1, and let the gent in your life experience the future of urban transport, one kitchen socket at a time.