Gentlemen, are you currently running on caffeine and repressed emotions? Is your self-care routine limited to occasionally remembering to shower? Then prepare to be schooled… by cats. Yes, you heard right. The Jesse Jarldane Self-Care Cats Calendar 2025 is here, and it’s purrfectly timed to drag your stressed-out self into next year with feline grace. Each month features a different cat mastering a crucial self-care practice. We’re talking zen-level napping, strategic sunbeam basking, and maybe even some passive-aggressive meowing for attention (we all do it).

Perfect for your office, if you want colleagues to question your life choices, or your studio, if you need a daily reminder to be more cat-like (less emails, more naps). Pre-order now, and let 2025 be the year you finally achieve peak self-care… or at least understand what it looks like, according to a cat. Frankly, it’s probably better advice than your gym bro gives.