Let’s be honest, your current coffee mug probably weeps with inadequacy compared to the HMM Project Mugr ($48). This isn’t just a drinking vessel; it’s a statement piece. A statement that says, “I take my coffee, and my mugs, exceptionally seriously… and I have very specific cleaning requirements.” Forget ordinary ceramics. This “alternative take on a classic” boasts “quality ceramics and light grey flowing glaze,” promising “varied shades” in every single mug – because mass-produced uniformity is so gauche. You even get a handle choice: “friendly beech” or “subtle walnut.” Decisions, decisions.

This Mugr “injects Scandinavian leisure into life” – which we assume means you’re suddenly compelled to sit in minimalist silence while sipping artisanally roasted beans. Just remember: hand wash only, no microwave, no dishwasher, and – crucially – “polish the handle with cooking oil once in a while.” Yes, your mug requires oiling. Gift the HMM Project Mugr. Elevate his coffee, complicate his dishwashing routine. It’s the Scandinavian way.