Gentlemen, planning a getaway that’s less ‘relaxing spa break’ and more ‘escape from a geopolitical hotspot’? Then the Goruck Michael Easter 2% Collection GR2 Backpack ($425) is your new best friend (besides your passport, obviously). Designed with bestselling author Michael Easter – a chap who clearly holidays in places with more danger than duty-free shops – this 40L backpack is built for when “sh*t hits the fan.” Inspired by the “2% Manifesto” (we’re not entirely sure what that is, but it sounds intense), this carry-on compliant hauler boasts a “stealthy exterior” – perfect for blending in when things get… spicy.  

Need to stash emergency cash? There’s a hidden pocket under the shoulder strap. Want to be found in a crisis? The “Hi-vis Ignition Orange interior” is your beacon. Water-resistant? Naturally. For $425, this isn’t just a backpack; it’s your personal preparedness plan for a holiday that takes a turn for the… adventurous. Just remember to pack actual holiday clothes too, not just emergency supplies.