Gentlemen, are you tired of coffee that tastes… pedestrian? Then prepare to enter the artisanal abyss with the Goat Story Gina Coffee Maker (€215)! This isn’t just a brewer; it’s a caffeinated command centre.

Forget guessing water ratios like a caveman – Gina’s got a built-in smart scale. Yes, your coffee maker is now smarter than your average houseplant. Plus, it’s a triple threat, brewing three ways (because one way is so last Tuesday). Worried you’ll mess it up? Fear not! The Gina App is your personal barista coach, guiding you step-by-step. There’s even a global community to share brewing secrets – because apparently, coffee is now a team sport. So, ditch the instant granules and embrace coffee engineering with the Gina. It’s pricey, sure, but for perfect home-brewed joe and tech bragging rights? Goat Story thinks it’s worth it.