Struggling to find a gift for the gentleman in your life who’s both office-bound and obsessed with corporate dystopia? Look no further than the GhostlyColaDesigns Severance MDR “The Work Is Mysterious And Important” A3 Print (£16.99). Perfect for the discerning “innie” in your life, this Lumon-approved artwork will ensure they eradicate any trace of “childish folly” from their essence.

Measuring a respectable A3, this print is ready to be framed and hung in any office, instantly transforming it into a Kier-approved workspace. Let your recipient gaze upon its motivational message and truly contemplate the mysterious and important nature of… well, whatever it is they do down there. Sourced from a small business right here in the UK, and priced at a mere £16.99, this print is the ideal gift for the “Severance” superfan. Just remember to allow a week for printing and postage – even Lumon’s deliveries aren’t that efficient. Praise Kier!