For decades, the G-SHOCK was the watch you wore when you forgot how to be careful. Now, meet the GMWB5000 “All Metal” Series ($600), the original 1983 square design reimagined for the discerning man who still falls off things. This isn’t just a watch; it’s a wrist-mounted safe. Featuring a full metal case and bracelet, it sheds the traditional resin without losing an ounce of its legendary “10-meter drop” toughness. It’s got 200M water resistance, Multi Band 6 precision, and Bluetooth connectivity, ensuring you’re precisely on time while looking like a sophisticated robot. And thanks to Tough Solar power, it runs for up to 22 months in the dark—a rating that perfectly complements your hibernation schedule. They don’t come tougher.