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Freewrite Cosmic Edition

January 23, 20251 min read

Ever dream of writing your novel while orbiting the outer edges of Saturn’s rings? The Freewrite Cosmic Edition ($499) is about as close as you’ll get without donning a spacesuit. Cloaked in an interstellar terrazzo black hull with flecks of red, blue, and yellow, this dreamy device helps you channel your inner cosmic poet. Switch on the warm backlight under the hush of night, and you’ll forget all about the distracting ping of notifications. There’s no grammar policeman or auto-correct warden aboard this craft—just you and your unfiltered imagination. Weighing under two pounds, the Cosmic can slip seamlessly between your favourite café and a mountain peak, capturing every celestial thought at a moment’s notice. And with its cosmic storage capacity for one million words, even your epic space saga won’t run out of fuel. Add the custom charcoal felt sleeve, and you’re absolutely set for liftoff—no permission from mission control needed.



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Leo Davie

Leo is the creator of The Gent's Gift guide and takes inspiration from many a terrible gift both given and received over the years.

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