Gentlemen, behold! Devium USA has bestowed upon us a MASSIVE upgrade – no, not to world peace, but their Stampede Quilt Lined Flannel Jacket ($238). And frankly, for toasty fingers, it’s arguably more important this winter. Crafted from their best-selling “Boca Flannel” (sounds delicious, probably isn’t edible), this jacket screams classic flannel, whispers refined gentleman. But the real genius? Pockets. Sleek, hidden side seam pockets, specifically engineered for those of us prone to forgetting gloves (and acquiring the aforementioned greasy fingers).

Inside, a nylon quilted liner ensures you’re cosy, not resembling the “Michelin Man” – crucial for maintaining that svelte gentlemanly silhouette. Roomy enough for layers should you brave truly barbaric climes, but size down if you’re merely facing a brisk breeze. Handmade in the USA with “military grade” snaps (because why not?), the Stampede Flannel isn’t just a jacket, it’s a tactical advantage against winter’s chill. Gift it to the glove-forgetting gentleman in your life – or, let’s be honest, just gift it to yourself. You deserve toasty, grease-free fingers.